I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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