sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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