he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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