so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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