White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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