So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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