so explain again why im purple
no
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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