You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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