My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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