why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
YAS. BRING CRAB.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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