so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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