Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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