oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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