Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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