Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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