real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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