I'm lost and stupid without you.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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