you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just found puke in my bra..
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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