i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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