My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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