if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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