Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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