On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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