Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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