i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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