More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
