Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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