Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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