I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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