Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Pappa wants mamma naked
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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