is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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