Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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