Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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