When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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