Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Say something about gay babies.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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