I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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