Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
