I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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