We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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