So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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