Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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