And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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