I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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