my sisters under your porch take her home
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize
