I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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