Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
