The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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