If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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