so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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