Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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