Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i drank out of a bidet.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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