I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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